Why I never trust a guy in a visor

Phil Mickelson is not to be trusted.
Why should you never trust him? He wears a visor. I hate visors. I guy who cannot make a decision as simple as whether to wear a hat, or not wear a hat, cannot be trusted with major decisions or commitments.
Worse, he's wearing a vest. "Should I wear a sweater, or not?"
He can't decide. So he wears part of a hat and part of a sweater rather than commit to a decision.
He probably orders medium-sized coffee, too. Half-caffeine brew.
His favorite ice cream? It's gotta be neopolitan.
No, I shall not trust such a man.