Just for fun: Bumper stickers



A Few Fun Bumper Stickers

 

I may be slow; but I'm ahead of you.


Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.

My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!!!

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.

I've lowered my expectations to the point where they've already been met.

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is; it's always room temperature.

I'm looking forward to regretting this!

If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.

I'd love to trade caller I.D. for "Caller I.Q."
 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

Dyslexics Have More Fnu.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....




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